Ugh, your steaks always taste like sawdust.
The roughness really adds to the charm.
I'm going to call her Nadine. Because I can. Nadine's contribution to this month's book club meeting is a pot of lovely oolong tea and a sprightly debate about Balzac. She's always got an opinion.
It's my birthday! Did any of you get me a banana?
Apple loves apples. Think it's made of applewood?
From the file of "Things That Look Like Other Things" comes this awesome magic apple!