Do you have bad aim and a desperate need to save your pennies?
I'm just gonna take this home and tuck it into my hope chest instead of eating it. It's far too pretty. Ooh, maybe it'll look nice under a bell jar!
I like to think that whatever is in the bowl was dropped in there all in one big lump. Sploosh!
This guy will guard your foyer, keep your umbrellas from getting moldy, and when the weather is dry, you can sit on him!