This guy will guard your foyer, keep your umbrellas from getting moldy, and when the weather is dry, you can sit on him!
This cake makes me think of the book "Afternoon of the Elves" by Janet Talyor Lisle which I read when I was only 11. It's reminiscent of a girl in boots that are too big who spends all her time building houses for elves out of leaves in her back yard. But now she's all grown up and getting married to an equally elvin man and they are having a simple barefoot wedding in the woods.
Sometimes it's hard to make a decision, I get it. Making a decision not to choose can, clearly, also end with something amazing and beautiful and unexpected. Let this be your horoscope, choose to not choose and see what happens!