This looks so soft and pillowy I want to sleep on it. Of course whipped cream isn't the best thing ever for your hair, but once you wash it I bet all the fat will make your tresses pretty soft. To eat or sleep, eat or sleep... tough questions.
When I was a teenager I used to go to Denny's all the time with my friends and get a banana split. Without fail, if I turned my back for a second, my ice cream would be destroyed. Here's a solution. Take one. It's yours. Leave me be!