I'm not sure if I'd trust a li'l candy to banish the stink monsters in my pits.

Who likes weird snacks? We all do! Good luck getting any of these for holiday snacks, I'm buying them all up!

Talking into your glove and looking like you're just pretending is the new walking down the street shouting at yourself.

So the kid who finds the fish head on the tree Christmas morning gets extra tripe for dinner?

It's a little weird that he's pooping tissue, but I'll take it.

Because three ears are definitely better than two.

It's important to use every part of the beast.