That's a tiny bandage for a chainsaw wound!
You could do some serious whip-style damage with the stuffed light saber, go for that one first!
I also tend to throw my clothes at the wall to see if they'll stick so this is perfect.
Fight some serious battles of wits on your corkboard.
Okay nerds, what the heck is this thing? A knight? A robot? An alien? Help us out here, WE MUST KNOW!