Okay nerds, what the heck is this thing? A knight? A robot? An alien? Help us out here, WE MUST KNOW!
You could do some serious whip-style damage with the stuffed light saber, go for that one first!
I also tend to throw my clothes at the wall to see if they'll stick so this is perfect.
That's a tiny bandage for a chainsaw wound!
Fight some serious battles of wits on your corkboard.