I'm hoping this really burns when you spray it in someone's eyes. There are a few monsters at the bar I'd like to keep at bay.
Just because you're a girly girl no one says you also can't be a badass. You show 'em, sister!
Attaching pepper spray to my cell phone is a surefire recipe for me accidentally blinding some poor innocent in a bar while I'm texting a friend.
Shooting big ol' guns is just as fun for girly girls as it is for manly men!
Admit it, when it comes to hanging notes on the fridge you're a total badass. Some might even say a ninja.
Strike real fear into the hearts of your pillow fight opponents with soft spikes!