Whatever You Do, Don't Stop Texting

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bad idea,case,cell phone,pepper spray,weapon,protection
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Attaching pepper spray to my cell phone is a surefire recipe for me accidentally blinding some poor innocent in a bar while I'm texting a friend.

Guns Can Be Girly Too

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automatic,girly,gun,sparkly,unicorns,weapon
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Shooting big ol' guns is just as fun for girly girls as it is for manly men!

Soft Battle Mace

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mace,Pillow,Plush,soft,weapon
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Strike real fear into the hearts of your pillow fight opponents with soft spikes!

Stay Back, Monsters!

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anti-monster,monster,scented,spray,weapon
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I'm hoping this really burns when you spray it in someone's eyes. There are a few monsters at the bar I'd like to keep at bay.

Cute Protection

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brass knuckles,clutch,pink,purse,stripes,weapon
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Just because you're a girly girl no one says you also can't be a badass. You show 'em, sister!

Ninja Star Magnets

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fridge,illusion,magnet,ninja,weapon
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Admit it, when it comes to hanging notes on the fridge you're a total badass. Some might even say a ninja.

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