It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?
Keeping an unwrapped chocolate bar is risky and overall a very bad move. But a fabric candy bar that holds your money without making it sticky is pretty genius, I must say.
These bears make me want nothing more than a springtime bike ride through London. I'll use this wallet to save my pennies for the trip.
I know we're in a recession and you've only got a few dimes to put in this wallet but at least those dimes will be well dressed!