Silly, you can't use real toast as a wallet! Your money will get butter all over it!
Keep your valuables safe with the threat that you're a terrible shot with a blaster.
The meat in this taco is worth even less than the meat in a real taco. I'm broke as a joke.
I'm pretty sure this is what Roger Rabbit carries his change in.
Keeping an unwrapped chocolate bar is risky and overall a very bad move. But a fabric candy bar that holds your money without making it sticky is pretty genius, I must say.