Now that it's back to diet-town for a lot of us, it would be nice to know I've always got a bagel on hand if I need it.
This just brings back memories of thumb blisters. What a terribly designed controller! It makes a much better wallet.
These bears make me want nothing more than a springtime bike ride through London. I'll use this wallet to save my pennies for the trip.
I know we're in a recession and you've only got a few dimes to put in this wallet but at least those dimes will be well dressed!
The meat in this taco is worth even less than the meat in a real taco. I'm broke as a joke.
Even Hello Kitty throws a little attitude around now and again.
Sorry, frog, in my purse you'd starve to death.
How to Obtain Happiness
This Conversation Between a 13-Year-Old Coming Out to His ...
The Origin of Millipedes and Centipedes
How to Make Every Programmer Your Sworn Enemy
Celebrities Read Mean Tweets of the Day
This Woman in Need Was Called in to "Clean" a House. It Turns ...
Ex-English Teacher, Now Congressman, Corrects Others Memos
15 Ways The United States Is The Best (At Being The Worst)
Ladies Need a Date for Thanksgiving?
A Burglar Must Flee From the Most Vicious Attack Dog Ever ...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more