Keep your valuables safe with the threat that you're a terrible shot with a blaster.
To hold your cold, hard cash.
Now that it's back to diet-town for a lot of us, it would be nice to know I've always got a bagel on hand if I need it.
I know we're in a recession and you've only got a few dimes to put in this wallet but at least those dimes will be well dressed!
Careful what you put in there, you might not get it back!
He looks sweet now, but if anyone tries to take anything out of your little pouch, he'll defend your property with fierceness.