It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?
I'm pretty sure this is what Roger Rabbit carries his change in.
The meat in this taco is worth even less than the meat in a real taco. I'm broke as a joke.
Silly, you can't use real toast as a wallet! Your money will get butter all over it!
These bears make me want nothing more than a springtime bike ride through London. I'll use this wallet to save my pennies for the trip.
Keeping an unwrapped chocolate bar is risky and overall a very bad move. But a fabric candy bar that holds your money without making it sticky is pretty genius, I must say.
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