Keep your valuables safe with the threat that you're a terrible shot with a blaster.
Don't be afraid, they will gently hold your laundry money and bobby pins witout losing a thing.
Careful what you put in there, you might not get it back!
Silly, you can't use real toast as a wallet! Your money will get butter all over it!
Keeping an unwrapped chocolate bar is risky and overall a very bad move. But a fabric candy bar that holds your money without making it sticky is pretty genius, I must say.