It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?
The meat in this taco is worth even less than the meat in a real taco. I'm broke as a joke.
He looks sweet now, but if anyone tries to take anything out of your little pouch, he'll defend your property with fierceness.
Now that it's back to diet-town for a lot of us, it would be nice to know I've always got a bagel on hand if I need it.
To hold your cold, hard cash.
Keeping an unwrapped chocolate bar is risky and overall a very bad move. But a fabric candy bar that holds your money without making it sticky is pretty genius, I must say.
These bears make me want nothing more than a springtime bike ride through London. I'll use this wallet to save my pennies for the trip.