Piggies, stop staring at me so blankly with your super blankity blank faces. I can't get a read on you, you're creeping me out. Let's just eat and get it over with.
If I could find a way to never have to wash another dish for the rest of my life and also create no waste, no matter how compostable, I'd be in hog heaven. Now I need a dehydrator so I can make all my own dried veggie dishes. And maybe a beef jerky bowl for chili.