Don't mock me eggplant. I OWN you!
I could do with a bento each day with the current date on it. I never know what day it is.
Did you guys have an awesome New Year's Celebration this year?
What sorcery, what devilry, what evil tricks were used to shape the yolks but not the whites of those hard boiled eggs?! I would like to learn this secret magic! Teach me your ways, o dark one!
I'll celebrate Easter every day if it means I get to eat lunch like this.
Thanks for being so cheerful, lunch!
Piggies, stop staring at me so blankly with your super blankity blank faces. I can't get a read on you, you're creeping me out. Let's just eat and get it over with.
I'll forgive kitty for leaving footprints on my egg because he drew pretty little hearts on my chicken fingers! Aw, kitty, you really do love me!