Food made with love is the best tasting food. It can't hurt to also have a heart-shaped utensil in there for good measure.
This cake has been waiting patiently to reveal it's true feelings to you. It's so very grateful that you've decided to slice it and learn the truth!
Wait, is this one supposed to say "FAX ME?" What decade is it?
The way to my heart is through my stomach with a salty, crunchy, spicy snack. Be my Valentine!