You guys, that big giant thing at the bottom isn't a table, it's a coin. Those chocolate bears are almost invisibly small! Squee!
Do you have big plans today that involve sweets and smooching and batting your eyelashes across the table at someone? Enjoy! I hope your day is filled with sparkles and hearts!
The way to my heart is through my stomach with a salty, crunchy, spicy snack. Be my Valentine!
No matter your style, be it caveman, eurotrash lothario, hapless handsome geek, all your bases are covered.
They'll fight for your love and give you powerful, sneaky hugs!
This cake has been waiting patiently to reveal it's true feelings to you. It's so very grateful that you've decided to slice it and learn the truth!
Don't tell me what to do game! Oh wait, that's a pretty good idea!