Wait, is this one supposed to say "FAX ME?" What decade is it?
You guys, that big giant thing at the bottom isn't a table, it's a coin. Those chocolate bears are almost invisibly small! Squee!
The way to my heart is through my stomach with a salty, crunchy, spicy snack. Be my Valentine!
They'll fight for your love and give you powerful, sneaky hugs!
This cake has been waiting patiently to reveal it's true feelings to you. It's so very grateful that you've decided to slice it and learn the truth!
Nerdy monsters need love too. Don't leave them out on Valentine's Day.