When you have unicorns, duct tape, alcohol and magic on your side you really can't lose. That unicorn knows what I'm talking about, he's already had a couple.
You can find this cutie at Gama-Go for $7. http://www.gama-go.com/product.php?productid=16969&cat=279&page=1#
Like a soft, tiny version of my beloved My Little Ponies of yore, this unicorn has the flowingest mane and tail I've seen since I was seven.
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
You've always dreamed of being a magical, mythical being, admit it! Now you can get one step closer. Toss that mane, girl!
Dude, this unicorn is totally gonna do whatever he wants. You can't tell him what to do.
Gallop your pretty self over here into my mouth!