When you have unicorns, duct tape, alcohol and magic on your side you really can't lose. That unicorn knows what I'm talking about, he's already had a couple.
Like a soft, tiny version of my beloved My Little Ponies of yore, this unicorn has the flowingest mane and tail I've seen since I was seven.
I'm not sure I'd want to tell people the name of this perfume but I bet it smells perfectly magical!
Gallop your pretty self over here into my mouth!
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
He's only a unicorn when your pencil is dull so keep drawing!