He's only a unicorn when your pencil is dull so keep drawing!
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
This wee unicorn cameo will protect you from dragons and villains!
Nothing says "I love unicorns" like a gigantic pendant with a picture of a unicorn and a rainbow. Hanging another one in the middle of your forehead also helps.
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
When you have unicorns, duct tape, alcohol and magic on your side you really can't lose. That unicorn knows what I'm talking about, he's already had a couple.