My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
Nothing says "I love unicorns" like a gigantic pendant with a picture of a unicorn and a rainbow. Hanging another one in the middle of your forehead also helps.
Dude, this unicorn is totally gonna do whatever he wants. You can't tell him what to do.
When you have unicorns, duct tape, alcohol and magic on your side you really can't lose. That unicorn knows what I'm talking about, he's already had a couple.
Imaginary taxidermy of imaginary animals is my favorite kind of taxidermy!
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
When you need a little extra magic in your life, you know where to turn.