All you WOW lovers out there may recognize Speedy here, your favorite roaring baby turtle. Here's a pattern so you can crochet your own. (Note: You'll have to supply your own adorable sound effects)
A plain silver bell is boring. On your left! ding ding
What are you looking at, turtle? Is there something on the ground over there? Is it a bug? A ladybug? Aw, make friends with it!
These turtles are a little lumpy and misshapen and sad but they deserve love just as much as any of us. I'll show them love by nomming them.
I'm about to make the cutest sandwiches ever!
A classier kind of "hang in there" for modern times.