A stinky pine tree leaving needles everywhere just isn't my style, I prefer something a little more sleek and modern.
I get a little tired of the traditional red and green all over everything this time of year. This is so much more pleasing to the eye. Plus, who wants to eat a blood red cookie?
Grandma will be so pleased to see you embracing the holiday spirit.
I half expect a playing card minion to come along and start slapping red paint around to cover up for a planting mistake.
I'm not even sure what a sugarplum is, or if it's even a real thing, but when I think of how they're grown this is what I see in my head.
I need to plant several popcorn trees in my kitchen for continuous snack times.