Grandma will be so pleased to see you embracing the holiday spirit.
What kind of food will your house be made of today?
I need to plant several popcorn trees in my kitchen for continuous snack times.
A stinky pine tree leaving needles everywhere just isn't my style, I prefer something a little more sleek and modern.
I get a little tired of the traditional red and green all over everything this time of year. This is so much more pleasing to the eye. Plus, who wants to eat a blood red cookie?
I'm not even sure what a sugarplum is, or if it's even a real thing, but when I think of how they're grown this is what I see in my head.
We're just two eggs strolling hand in hand down a peaceful mountain lane. Isn't this the life? What smells so delicious? Is that you? Man I could really go for a deviled me right now.
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