Silly, you can't use real toast as a wallet! Your money will get butter all over it!
Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
Though it pains me to see a sweet face on my plate looking so sad and resigned to his fate of being eaten, I have to do what I came here to do and dip him in over medium egg yolks. It's a cruel world.
I'd like these two to march into my house in the morning and make me breakfast and then leave me to enjoy my day. Why aren't there real life breakfast fairies?
Imaginary toy bears also need to start the day with a balanced breakfast!
When good bread goes bad, and fights back!