Epicute: Breakfast on Parade

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I'd like these two to march into my house in the morning and make me breakfast and then leave me to enjoy my day. Why aren't there real life breakfast fairies?

USB Toaster Hub and Thumbdrives

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If there's a cuter way to store your info, I defy you to find it!

Epicute: I Love Eggs

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I know I just featured eggs in a basket here a while back, but that one wasn't cut in the shape of a heart with little ketchup hearts! If this were my breakfast those hearts would be made of Sriracha but I'm willing to let it go this once. You can thank me later for making your Valentine's Day breakfast one to remember.

French Toast Studs

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Available at: The Tiny Fig http://thetinyfig.wazala.com/?page=product_det&id=2427 ($12)

Breakfast in the Bath Soaps

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As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.

Big Toast Butter Dish

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Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.

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