The board members think you're all professional, you know you've got Gears of War paused in your office, waiting for this meeting to be over.
If Darth Vader could find a tux to fit over his massive breathing apparatus, this would clearly be his first choice of neckwear.
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
As sad as Hufflepuff is as a house, they do have nice colors.
Eating soup is rarely a dignified affair but we can help.
Meta tie is meta. At least it's always properly tied.