Eating soup is rarely a dignified affair but we can help.
If Darth Vader could find a tux to fit over his massive breathing apparatus, this would clearly be his first choice of neckwear.
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
The board members think you're all professional, you know you've got Gears of War paused in your office, waiting for this meeting to be over.
As sad as Hufflepuff is as a house, they do have nice colors.
Meta tie is meta. At least it's always properly tied.