If you can't get out on your lunch break to commune with the succulents in the conservatory, get one that comes to you!
There's something really soothing about having a new spherical friend who only requires a little misting now and again.
I remember making a terrarium when I was probably 6 years old. My caterpillar escaped and I lost interest. I should have just used a ceramic one!
He looks pretty comfy in there with his little moss chair.
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
No time to make it out to visit the old gods in person? No worries.