Too chicken to get a gold cap for your real tooth? Just rock this instead!
Load it up with your favorite blood type!
A great way to lay about with friends and hilariously crush your enemies!
You can't get along for five minutes without a vampire reference? Here you go!
This land shark is harmless. All he wants is your dirty laundry!
Don't worry, Chewie. We'll get you some braces before you have to start shooting.