Who says your tea set can't be architecturally interesting? When not in use, I'd be happy to have a good looking stack.
Is this what Little Red had in her basket on her way through the woods to grandmother's house?
I forget, how long should I let the Doctor steep before I pull him out?
Hey Sci-fi fans! Set phasers to LOL!
Sorry tower, I have to flip you over to drink my tea. No slight against the French, promise.
Bunny, you're made to give me tea, you don't have to act so put out about it!
You're all tall and mighty now, but just wait until I take you down a couple notches when I'm drinking my tea.
We'll save the porcelain set for when she learns that we pour tea into the cups not onto the saucers.