All the necessary elements are in place for the annual Doctor-thon. You may proceed.
You like the sci-fi yes? Clicky clicky, nerds!
If I understand correctly, you should be able to leave your purse at home when you wear these because you can pack them full of everything you need.
It's boozier on the inside.
Have you had your daily dose of The Daily What yet?
It's so big inside you can practically tote around a whole library!
If a TARDIS could talk, what would it say?