All the necessary elements are in place for the annual Doctor-thon. You may proceed.
You like the sci-fi yes? Clicky clicky, nerds!
They are having the best time in itty bitty London!
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Any dapper Time Lord wouldn't be caught dead without one.
It's so big inside you can practically tote around a whole library!
If a TARDIS could talk, what would it say?