When you're feeling lo-fi, go all the way.
I'm not sure why I'd need so many different kinds of tape, but if I did, these sure would be handy!
Some of us know we are trainwrecks. It's in our best interest to let others know.
I don't think you can find a pencil small enough to wind a tape that small.
I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.
In my minimalist environment, sometimes it's nice to throw in little details that look like mistakes.
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.