In my minimalist environment, sometimes it's nice to throw in little details that look like mistakes.
I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
I'm not sure why I'd need so many different kinds of tape, but if I did, these sure would be handy!
Can we say MOST USEFUL INVENTION EVER?!
Some of us know we are trainwrecks. It's in our best interest to let others know.
When you're feeling lo-fi, go all the way.