I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
Let's just see the postal workers try to bend this!
I don't think you can find a pencil small enough to wind a tape that small.
Can we say MOST USEFUL INVENTION EVER?!
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
Getting a package in the mail is super exciting. Think how much MORE exciting it could be with sweet little animals parading all over it!
When you're feeling lo-fi, go all the way.