I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
When you're feeling lo-fi, go all the way.
I'm not sure why I'd need so many different kinds of tape, but if I did, these sure would be handy!
I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.
Even if we're not using cassettes anymore, at least we can still take advantage of how awesome they were. Nostalgia can be useful!
In my minimalist environment, sometimes it's nice to throw in little details that look like mistakes.