Even if we're not using cassettes anymore, at least we can still take advantage of how awesome they were. Nostalgia can be useful!
When you're feeling lo-fi, go all the way.
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
Some of us know we are trainwrecks. It's in our best interest to let others know.
Can we say MOST USEFUL INVENTION EVER?!
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
Let's just see the postal workers try to bend this!