I don't think you can find a pencil small enough to wind a tape that small.
Some of us know we are trainwrecks. It's in our best interest to let others know.
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
Let's just see the postal workers try to bend this!
I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.
When you're feeling lo-fi, go all the way.
In my minimalist environment, sometimes it's nice to throw in little details that look like mistakes.