I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.
In my minimalist environment, sometimes it's nice to throw in little details that look like mistakes.
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
When you're feeling lo-fi, go all the way.
Some of us know we are trainwrecks. It's in our best interest to let others know.