When you're feeling lo-fi, go all the way.
Even if we're not using cassettes anymore, at least we can still take advantage of how awesome they were. Nostalgia can be useful!
I don't think you can find a pencil small enough to wind a tape that small.
Some of us know we are trainwrecks. It's in our best interest to let others know.
Can we say MOST USEFUL INVENTION EVER?!