Getting a package in the mail is super exciting. Think how much MORE exciting it could be with sweet little animals parading all over it!
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
In my minimalist environment, sometimes it's nice to throw in little details that look like mistakes.
I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.