I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.
In my minimalist environment, sometimes it's nice to throw in little details that look like mistakes.
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
When you're feeling lo-fi, go all the way.
Some of us know we are trainwrecks. It's in our best interest to let others know.
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.