I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
I don't think you can find a pencil small enough to wind a tape that small.
I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
Getting a package in the mail is super exciting. Think how much MORE exciting it could be with sweet little animals parading all over it!