Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
You really can't make a bad choice here!
I'm a little worried about the poor astronaut having all his brains, I mean salt sucked out of his helmet!
I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
Some people LOVE tea. Like really really LOVE it.
One of these days your kids need to learn to cut their own food. Woof.
You're always hogging all the cups!