Some people don't like their food touching their other food, I can respect that.
You're always hogging all the cups!
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
I'll take the one with giant holes. I like lots of salt!
One of these days your kids need to learn to cut their own food. Woof.
What kind of pie would you like? Sorry, we only have one kind of pie. But I think you'll like it, it's super cute.
Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!