Shake a cat's paw without getting slashed or bitten. And your food will be tastier too!
I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
What kind of pie would you like? Sorry, we only have one kind of pie. But I think you'll like it, it's super cute.
Some people LOVE tea. Like really really LOVE it.
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
One of these days your kids need to learn to cut their own food. Woof.
Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.