No joke, I used to do cross stitch with my mom while listening to a ghetto blaster. Someone stole a scrap of my childhood and made me a shirt!
Hello Kitty is totally into cosplay, are you? Check it out at Fandom!
I was partying with aliens who kept messing with my hair and now I'm hungover. Sorry dude.
These are some seriously crusty scallywags right here. Watch your back for scurvy!
Their origin, revealed!