These are some seriously crusty scallywags right here. Watch your back for scurvy!
No joke, I used to do cross stitch with my mom while listening to a ghetto blaster. Someone stole a scrap of my childhood and made me a shirt!
Hello Kitty is totally into cosplay, are you? Check it out at Fandom!
Their origin, revealed!
I was partying with aliens who kept messing with my hair and now I'm hungover. Sorry dude.