This tray of itty bitty sweets needs to live on my coffee table as a self-refilling edible decoration. Basically I need some magic. You guys can do that for me, right?
So maybe I don't want a real hot dog. Maybe I just want a cookie. Don't judge me!
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
Just try to have sweet dreams on this pillow covered with all your favorite sweets coming back for blood.
Why limit your love to only one type of sweet treat?
Everyone knows just how sweet you really are!
Now you can have cookies for breakfast and no one can stop you!