I know you don't want to believe this, but these are actually, seriously, for reals edible! Could you imagine working so hard to make the cutest little king bear snack and chomping into his crunch little head? I'm so sorry, bear. Sometimes a girl just needs her chocolate.
Though Nilla wafers are almost a perfect food on their own, I suppose I'll overlook this abomination just this once because the meta nature of dipping present cookies into future cookies is just too good.
Next time you are hosting a quilting bee (and I know it's soon! Don't lie!) you can present snacks on little appropriate stands made out of thread spools. Themed presentation of snacks is one of the little things that make get-togethers extra special.