Everyone knows just how sweet you really are!
Wait, where's my patch with the mixer on it? I can't make cookies without a mixer!
That is one giant wooden block your sushi is sitting on. Is it special Japanese cherry wood? What's that? It's a cake? Oh very well then, you may proceed with your revelry as planned.
Why waste a perfectly good spoon getting the sweets to your mouth when the spoon can BE the sweets?
This tray of itty bitty sweets needs to live on my coffee table as a self-refilling edible decoration. Basically I need some magic. You guys can do that for me, right?
Sure I'm eating protein-rich cheese and whole grain bread and veggies. Not! This cake and frosting sandwich looks delicious!