You know what, birds? It's about time you perk up and realize that the world isn't out to get you. Maybe give up on the egg rescue mission. Enjoy what you've got, you're really bringing me down.
I'm not the girliest girl who ever girled but I love having girly get togethers with my other ladies where we drink champagne and dish about boys and watch movies and eat ridiculous girly snacks like pink dipped strawberries. I think it's high time for another girl day!