You know what, birds? It's about time you perk up and realize that the world isn't out to get you. Maybe give up on the egg rescue mission. Enjoy what you've got, you're really bringing me down.
I don't often say this, but you've got to check out this etsy seller's entire site. The amazing variety of things made of sugar are staggering! Click the link under the photo and get to drooling. Then come back and tell me how much you love it!