Hot chocolate suddenly becomes so boring when you realize you could be drinking something pink and sprinkled!
If fairies were real, I'm pretty sure these would be their magic wands. Flitting around and granting wishes and collecting teeth and doing whatever else it is fairies do, they must burn a lot of calories. A frozen banana with sprinkles would be the perfect snack for a busy sprite.
There's making whoopie and then there's making whoopie pies. I need to get on the whoopie pie train one of these days. I look at them every day all over these here internets yet I've never eaten one! What is wrong with the world?