Do you chew on your pens and mangle them? It won't look quite as odd if it looks like you're chewing on actual candy.
I'm happy I haz you.
Available at: MimosaCards http://www.etsy.com/listing/57201344/cheeseburger-cat-im-happy-i-haz-you-set ($12 for a set of 10)
Inside is a cyclops monster, there to love you forever. I accept!
Available at: Nut and Bee http://www.etsy.com/listing/60241234/mini-notes-sweet-sweet-pea ($3.50)