Inside is a cyclops monster, there to love you forever. I accept!
I'd prefer to write a note on a real leaf with a sharp stick, but that's just me.
Do you chew on your pens and mangle them? It won't look quite as odd if it looks like you're chewing on actual candy.
Manila folders are so boring and easy to mix up. Wouldn't it make more sense to file auto insurance under "blue with mustache"?
Sometimes you need a little help in the kitchen from a small woodland creature. These little furry friends even bring recipes!
Do your documents love you or love you not?