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What message are you trying to send? Just tell the sock monkeys and they'll take care of it for you.
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When you turn your monthly report in to the big boss, don't you think it would be better appreciated with a little whimsy thrown in?
If I got one of these cards my day would certainly be brightened. What a cheery little crew of friends! Thanks anonymous future friend for sending me a note!
Do you chew on your pens and mangle them? It won't look quite as odd if it looks like you're chewing on actual candy.