Seven tentacles, removable hat, attitude, check!
Why shouldn't a giant squid have its own tiny squid to play with?
Available at: Marvelous Miss Mary http://www.etsy.com/listing/45751468/humbolt-squid-with-squidlets-necklace ($37)
Are you ready to try your hand at magic elf-powered amigurumi? Buy the pattern for this big, snuggly squid and have at it!
Squid are already notoriously sneaky, now with specialized training they're super efficient death machines.