These cookies must hold the most incredible fortunes. Look how fancy they are! I bet they're going to tell me that I'm going to win a billion dollars and never have to work again! Don't worry though, I won't leave you!
What a great way to celebrate Glee! Take back the symbol of oppression, rob it of it's negative power and enjoy an awesome snack with you friends while you DIE when Kurt has his first kiss. Honestly, that moment was so exciting!