Have you ever seen such smooth, shapely fondant? This giant cupcake is like an immaculate drawing come to life. So round, so curvy, such enticing sprinkles. If you'll excuse me, I have a cake to seduce.
You can't fool me, rice krispy treats! I see you under all that makeup, trying to masquerade as a cupcake. That's a low and dirty trick. You know I love you for what you really are with all of your buttery goodness. You don't have to pretend, be proud of who you are!