This is the essence of all a cupcake is. It's girly, pink, shiny, fluffy, sweet, a little crunchy, just utter perfection.
Imagine waking up on Sunday morning after a super fun night out on the town for your friend's birthday. You're exhausted, you're sore, your voice is hoarse from proclamations of merriment, your hair smells funny and you still have one sock on. Now imagine that this donut appears on your nightstand. Feeling a bit better now? I thought so.
When I was a teenager I used to go to Denny's all the time with my friends and get a banana split. Without fail, if I turned my back for a second, my ice cream would be destroyed. Here's a solution. Take one. It's yours. Leave me be!
Not quite cake balls, not cookies, not exactly truffles... it's really the best of all three! The irresistible taste of cake batter, the texture of cookie dough, and the coating of a truffle. Also, breakfast cereal. Ooh, a bowl of these with milk would make a great breakfast, right?
You can't fool me, rice krispy treats! I see you under all that makeup, trying to masquerade as a cupcake. That's a low and dirty trick. You know I love you for what you really are with all of your buttery goodness. You don't have to pretend, be proud of who you are!